host: "where does Mardi Gras take place?" contestant: "TRUE!"
00:30:03 - 2000-08-27
something really gross happened at work tonight. i can't even say it, it's too nasty. ew. you'll all hurl on your keyboards and who wants that?
it's cold in here. where is my mom? i need some chocolate.
has anyone ever watched the show Strip Poker? i watched it last night and i couldn't help but stare blankly at the tv set. the host asked some geography question like, "...was in this place. answer?" and the contestant said, "TRUE!" um...riiight, buddy. actually i think he was answering all of the questions incorrectly just so he could get nekkid. it was obvious that he was quite fond of nekkidness...especially his own, seeing as when he had to simply take off his shirt, he somehow stretched it out into a full 2 minute ordeal, walking all around the room, grinning like a fool. good lord.
you know what's a funny word? chimichunga. and if you say chimichimichunga, it's even funnier. you need to accent 'chunga' if you really want to be amusing, though.
blah, random people from Scour Exchange keep IMing me. horny 20-year-olds flirting with me, trying to impress me with the mere fact that they're in college. *rolls eyes* did they learn nothing from that insanely annoying shania twain song that NOBODY could escape from?!
i miss the show gladiator. and thundercats. yes. thundercats, totally.